he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
