I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm really into asian looking animals
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Please don't give away my fajitas
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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