I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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