why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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