My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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