I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize