That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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