Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize