i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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