we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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