There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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