If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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