Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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