that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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