so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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