problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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