I need help removing her.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
it was like eating out sand paper
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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