If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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