I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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