I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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