Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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