areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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