"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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