is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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