I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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