he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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