Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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