just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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