I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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