I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
