Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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