Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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