so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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