Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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