you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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