Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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