Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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