Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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