Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i will never coherently bang her
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
