Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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