this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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