But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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