Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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