She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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