I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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