have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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