C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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