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(281): View more from Texas

the condom got lost in my hair

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(609): View more from New Jersey

she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

pussy has no personality

(609): View more from New Jersey

Amen to that

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?

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(314): View more from Missouri

who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...

(1-314): View more from Missouri

I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas

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(630): View more from Illinois

So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.

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(408): View more from California

Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you

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