i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
