Already got asked if we're dating
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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