Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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