my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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