Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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