I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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