your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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