if you like me you must not know who I am
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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